Gnarly Deth Wish

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Počet disků

1

Rok vydání

2010

EAN

880270329229

Seznam skladeb

• 1

  Put My Head Through A TV And Watch Me

  1:16

• 2

  Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step On One When Running Over There

  1:31

• 3

  Gag Me With A Spoon Until I Hurl Up My Internal Organs

  0:14

• 4

  Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey!

  1:34

• 5

  Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil

  2:08

• 6

  Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They Shoot Me

  0:47

• 7

  Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe

  1:03

• 8

  Take Me To A Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up On The Floor In That Exact Spot

  0:49

• 9

  Tell God How Bogus Or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning

  0:25

• 10

  Tell The Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning

  0:17

• 11

  Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk, My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes

  0:58

• 12

  Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me

  1:18

• 13

  Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off

  1:30

• 14

  Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Foot Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate, Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass

  1:30

• 15

  Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja

  0:52

• 16

  Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Gluegords

  1:25

• 17

  Slit My Vein; It's Tubular

  0:39

• 18

  Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing And Some Dillhole In A Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into A Human Pancake

  2:34

• 19

  Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage

  1:22

• 20

  Wedge A Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm A Dudette And Tries To Take Me On A Date

  1:30

• 21

  Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic

  0:25

• 22

  Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling The Return Of Christ By Eating My Brain

  1:57

• 23

  Print Me Into Money

  0:50

• 24

  Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face Onto The Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs

  0:41

• 25

  Give Me Heroin

  2:11

• 26

  Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury

  0:52

• 27

  Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti

  0:56

• 28

  Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall

  0:56

• 29

  Churn Me Into Cream

  2:30

• 30

  Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In An Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into A Black Skeleton With Spiky Hair

  0:17

• 31

  Blast My Brains And Face Onto The Wall With A Double Barrel Shotgun Of Doom

  0:58

• 32

  Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches

  1:00

• 33

  Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Leeches

  1:08

• 34

  Convince A Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus And It Comes Out As A Centaur, I Have A Heart Attack

  2:00

• 35

  Dress Me Up Like A Cow So That When Cowboys Brand The 50 Ways Grave-and-Thumbs-Up Logo On Me It Burns So Bad That I Pass Away And Enter Heaven

  0:58

• 36

  Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats

  1:16

• 37

  Catch Me In Your Store's Dumpster Seeking Fresh Trash To Eat, Get Offended By It, And Turn On The Trash Compactor

  0:26

• 38

  Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs Of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions And Lightning To Strike Me Down With Grim Force More Deadly Than The Lightning Described In Tracks 9 And 10

  0:41

• 39

  Build Me A Car With A Keyboard And Mouse Instead Of A Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through A Carpal Tunnel

  1:41

• 40

  Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead Of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out And Make A Gnarly Deth Wish It Comes True

  2:27

• 41

  Tie Me To The Train Tracks So A Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes And Splits My Body Causing My Intestines To Stretch For Miles

  2:40

• 42

  Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into A Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets

  0:46

• 43

  Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off And My Own Hand Flips Me The Middle Finger As I Perish

  0:58

• 44

  Strap Weight To My Body And Make Me Ice-Skate On Thin Ice

  0:23

• 45

  Have A Surfer Make A Noose For Me So I Can Hang Ten

  1:25

• 46

  Lock Me In A Freezer

  1:15

• 47

  Lock Me In An Oven

  0:50

• 48

  Pay For My College So That I Become A Most Triumphantly Wise And Skilled Doctor, Then When I Perform An Abortion, Radical Pro-Lifers Hunt Me Down And Slay Me

  2:39

• 49

  Decapitate Me, Hollow Out My Head, Put A Candle In It And Put It On Your Door Stop On Halloween

  1:22

• 50

  Leave Me In The Desert To Rot, For My Barbarically Excellent, Suicidal And Bloodthirsty Escapade Of Deth Has Now Ended...

  2:57